Monday, September 11, 2006
the epitome of idiot
1. when u're waiting for your yong tau foo to come, your group of friends start talking. the lady comes with the yong tau foo, and she's kinda irked cos its been a busy day, the tray is heavy and hot, and people are blocking her path. (in a sense) so she goes, ' hello hello!' in the typical rude singaporean marketplace way.
and this odd pot looks up, beams,waves at her and says HELLO HELLO! (:
(the lady glares at him)
2. he plugs on this weird silver ear plugs that look really weird on him, turns up the mp3 player and starts laughing amusingly at his friends' conversation, though there was nothing funny about what they were saying. his eyes sparkled with enthusiasm, and he bobbed with joy in his seat!
they all turned and stared at him funnily, and he motions and mouths to them to continue.
(he was having a blast watching their muted conversation. right.)
3. when he walks into starbucks, his friend tells him that he knows the starbucks guy, so he can ask for any kind of drink and the starbucks guy will make it. really cool stuff. so his friend ordered some rocking orea cookie-vanilla blended drink.
when it came to the smaller boys turned...
he proudly asked the aunty for tao huay jui. (water in hokkien.) for the love of mankind! who enters starbucks and ask for TAO HUAY JUI. the aunty gave him some mudd- looking drink, black in colored that had the after taste of soyabean milk. yum yum.
4. he happily asks his friends 1=5
2= 25
3= 125
4= 625
5= ?
(ask me for the ans. u'll want to do 5. too)
5. he makes people who want world peace want to stone him.
i have 5 more papers to go! I SMELL FREEDOM. ahhhhhh. (:
frickin excited! cant wait to leave THIS sch!
